Strange and subversive t-shirts and greeting cards for thinkers, dreamers and other misfits.

Anti Christmas and holiday humor t-shirts. These subversive and radical t shirt designs include topics such as: shopping for Jesus, creepy mutant reindeer, zombie santa, american jesus and crappy holidays. Examples from the text: “American Jesus says shop till you drop”, “I will shop to honor thy birth”, “Santa is mean to me and the elves are creeping me out”, “Shopping for Christmas. Jesus would approve.” and “I sayeth shop unto me with all thy plastic might”. Follow the links when you're ready to preview on clothing and make a purchase. There is a large selection of men's and women's tees, hoodies and jerseys / 100% organic cotton tees are only $21.99.You can order online or by phone at 877-809-1659 and there's a full 30-day satisfaction guarantee.




















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Apoplectic Press: funny anti-Christmas t-shirts, weird greeting cards, anti-corporate stickers and radical links. Counterculture merchandise for thinkers, dreamers, activists and other misfits.

All original music, greeting cards, text, artwork and graphic designs © Bob Mannseichner (all rights reserved)