Strange and subversive t-shirts and greeting cards.
Counterculture merchandise for thinkers, dreamers and other misfits.

Weird, bizarre and strange t-shirts. These strange and surreal t shirt designs include topics such as: itchy brains, giant hearts, cooties, depleted happiness glands, hug repellant, how to make a million dollars and creepy creatures. Examples from the text: “My brain is itchy”, “Step away and lower your arms. This garment has been treated with hug repellant”, “How to test if the jello has set”, “I have cooties”, “I have a big heart” and “How to become a millionaire in two easy steps”. T-shirt sales are processed by the Apoplectic/Cafe Press Shop so click any of the links and head over to www.cafepress.com/apoplecticpress when you're ready to make a purchase. You can order online or by phone at 877-809-1659 and there's a full 30-day satisfaction guarantee. There is a large selection of men's and women's tees, hoodies and jerseys / 100% organic cotton tees are only $21.99.



www.cafepress.com/apoplecticpress
30 day satisfaction guarantee
877.809.1659





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Apoplectic Press: strange & subversive t-shirts, greeting cards, anti-corporate stickers and radical links. Counterculture merchandise for thinkers, dreamers, activists and other misfits.

All original music, greeting cards, text, artwork and graphic designs © Bob Mannseichner (all rights reserved)