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Apoplectic Press has a large selection of weird and feisty designs available on a variety of tees, sweats, jerseys and more.
Our apparel and greeting cards are processed, printed and shipped by Cafe Press. When you preview designs or place an order, you will be making the selections through the secure Cafe Press interface. CP offers a full, no-hassle 30-day guarantee on all items. If, for any reason, you are unsatisfied with your purchase, you can obtain a full refund.
Weird & WTF t-shirt designs
Totally bizarre and inexplicable t-shirt designs. Tapeworms, rhinos, depleted happiness glands, the Illuminati, creepy creatures, unibrows, earwigs and aging rockers are some of the topics presented with these t-shirt designs. Here are a few of the slogans:
"I heart tapeworms"
"You rarely hear the phrase: Cuddly as an earwig"
"Don't make me release the platypi"
"How to test if the jello has set"
"I heart unibrows"
"You rarely hear the phrase: Dainty as a rhino"
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| Click any image to preview on a choice of t-shirts, sweats, jerseys and more. You will be able to see a larger, more detailed image when you preview on a garment. You will have several choices to explore from a large selection of fabrics, colors, sizes and styles for women and men. |
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