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Apoplectic Press has a large selection of weird and feisty designs available on a variety of tees, sweats, jerseys and more.
Our apparel and greeting cards are processed, printed and shipped by Cafe Press. When you preview designs or place an order, you will be making the selections through the secure Cafe Press interface. CP offers a full, no-hassle 30-day guarantee on all items. If, for any reason, you are unsatisfied with your purchase, you can obtain a full refund.
If you're not in the mood for a t-shirt today, check this out for a good laugh.
Atheism & anti-Christmas t-shirt designs
Irreverent religious humor, atheist and anti-Christmas t-shirt designs. Jesus toast, man-made gods, crappy holidays, zombie santas, satanic cherubs, sneaky Jesus, the rapture and godless heathens are some of the topics presented with these t-shirt designs. Here are a few of the slogans:
"You know your god is man-made when he hates the same people you do"
"Imagine no religion"
"American Jesus says shop till you drop"
"I found Jesus: He's not as sneaky as you would think"
"My god can beat up your god"
"Godless heathen"
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