Strange and subversive t-shirts and greeting cards.
Counterculture merchandise for thinkers, dreamers and other misfits.

Weird and unique “I Heart” t-shirts. Tees for those who love the unlovable. These bizarre and original t shirt designs include topics such as: spontaneous human combustion, fundamentalist zealots, premature ejaculation, tapeworms, xenophobia, usury and blasphemy. Examples from the text: “I heart tapeworms”, “I heart spontaneous human combustion”, “I heart tyrannical misogynist dogma”, “I heart xenophobia”, “I heart unibrows” and “I heart hearts”. T-shirt sales are processed by the Apoplectic/Cafe Press Shop so click any of the links and head over to www.cafepress.com/apoplecticpress when you're ready to make a purchase. You can order online or by phone at 877-809-1659 and there's a full 30-day satisfaction guarantee. There is a large selection of men's and women's tees, hoodies and jerseys / 100% organic cotton tees are only $21.99.



www.cafepress.com/apoplecticpress
30 day satisfaction guarantee
877.809.1659





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Apoplectic Press: funny "I heart" t-shirts, weird greeting cards, anti-corporate stickers and radical links. Counterculture merchandise for thinkers, dreamers, activists and other misfits.

All original music, greeting cards, text, artwork and graphic designs © Bob Mannseichner (all rights reserved)