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Apoplectic Press has a large selection of weird and feisty designs available on a variety of tees, sweats, jerseys and more.

Our apparel and greeting cards are processed, printed and shipped by Cafe Press. When you preview designs or place an order, you will be making the selections through the secure Cafe Press interface. CP offers a full, no-hassle 30-day guarantee on all items. If, for any reason, you are unsatisfied with your purchase, you can obtain a full refund.

Social commentary t-shirt designs

Bizarre and unique social commentary t-shirt designs. Pirate babies, information overload, apathy, chtulhu, guitars, fascism, happiness glands and gaping abysses of despair are some of the topics presented with these t-shirt designs. Here are a few of the slogans:

"Drowning in information. Starving for knowledge."
"Up is the direction in which that shit is fucked"
"Pre-thunk thoughts is all we gots"
"If you're not appalled, you're not paying attention"
"My happiness gland is depleted"
"This machine kills fascists"
"Why yes! My soul is a gaping abyss of despair."

Click any image to preview on a choice of t-shirts, sweats, jerseys and more. You will be able to see a larger, more detailed image when you preview on a garment. You will have several choices to explore from a large selection of fabrics, colors, sizes and styles for women and men.
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