Thank-You Cards

 

Strange Thank You cards for activists, liberals and lefties. Apoplectic Press greeting cards feature surreal collage illustrations and intense adjective-saturated political rants. The more corporate crime flourishes and the more governments fail to protect us from them, the more these cards seem appropriate.

Here is an excerpt from one of the cards:

"Thank you for...your conviction that it’s imperative to actually comprehend and practice democracy before attempting to spread it...not having the remotest idea how to profit from insider trading...owning less than one laser-assisted anti-tank assault weapon...never having embarked on a Wall Street pilgrimage...refusing to teach children that evolution is a heathen communist conspiracy and earnestly questioning authority as a matter of habit. But more than anything, thank you for being independent, resilient, uncompliant, persevering, mindful, well-intentioned and shamelessly idealistic."

The cards measure 5X7 inches and are available on high quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber matte paper (envelopes included). Bulk prices only apply to multiples of the same card

Available as:

singles

10 packs

20 packs

Full 30-day money back guarantee. Order by phone or online.

Apoplectic Press has a large selection of weird and feisty designs available on a variety of tees, sweats, jerseys and more.

Our apparel and greeting cards are processed, printed and shipped by Cafe Press. When you preview designs or place an order, you will be making the selections through the secure Cafe Press interface. CP offers a full, no-hassle 30-day guarantee on all items. If, for any reason, you are unsatisfied with your purchase, you can obtain a full refund.