Anti-Christmas Cards

Funny and irreverent anti-Christmas cards for holiday heathens and yuletide dropouts. Apoplectic Press greeting cards feature surreal collage illustrations and intense adjective-saturated political rants. The more corporate crime flourishes and the more governments fail to protect us from them, the more these cards seem appropriate. Here is an excerpt from one of the cards:

"Christmas is weird. Not a unique, avant-garde, nonconformist, eccentric, freethinking, unorthodox, quirky, bohemian, revolutionary, unpredictable, perpetually creative kind of weird like you are —but a sort of freakishly hyper-decorated, dementedly elaborate, emotionally incapacitating, disturbingly overenthusiastic, ominously bloated, annihilate-the-ecosystem-it’s-great-for-the-economy kind of weird. Have an appropriately weird Christmas! "