Atheist / Anti-Christmas Cards

Atheist Christmas cards: irreverent anti-Christmas cards for holiday heathens and yuletide dropouts. Apoplectic Press greeting cards feature surreal collage illustrations and intense adjective-saturated political rants. If you think giving children gifts made by other slave-children to celebrate the birth of another imaginary child is somehow disturbing and inappropriate, these cards are for you. (Product endorsements by Bill O'Reilly of Fox News are still pending).

Here is an excerpt from one of the cards:

"Christmas is weird. Not a unique, avant-garde, nonconformist, eccentric, freethinking, unorthodox, quirky, bohemian, revolutionary, unpredictable, perpetually creative kind of weird like you are —but a sort of freakishly hyper-decorated, dementedly elaborate, emotionally incapacitating, disturbingly overenthusiastic, ominously bloated, annihilate-the-ecosystem-it’s-great-for-the-economy kind of weird. Have an appropriately weird Christmas! "

The cards measure 5X7 inches and are available on high quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber matte paper (envelopes included). Bulk prices only apply to multiples of the same card

Available as:

singles

10 packs

20 packs

Full 30-day money back guarantee. Order by phone or online.

Apoplectic Press has a large selection of weird and feisty designs available on a variety of tees, sweats, jerseys and more.

Our apparel and greeting cards are processed, printed and shipped by Cafe Press. When you preview designs or place an order, you will be making the selections through the secure Cafe Press interface. CP offers a full, no-hassle 30-day guarantee on all items. If, for any reason, you are unsatisfied with your purchase, you can obtain a full refund.