Here are the latest anti greeting card designs at Apoplectic Press.


We've recently re-written many of our Birthday Cards, Christmas Cards, General Greeing Cards and Thank You Cards and we're glad to annouce the arrival of the new Graduation, Wedding, New Year's and New Baby Cards. Also on the horizon are anti-Valentine's Cards, Easter Cards, Halloween and Doomsday 2012. These new greeting cards feature the same sardonic, hyperbolic political-rant text as usual. As always, they're available on high quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber. They measure 5x7 inches and include envelopes. Singles are $3.19, 10 packs are $19.99 and 20 packs are $29.99.

link to anti graduation cardGraduation Card
link to an anti wedding cardWedding Card
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link to anti new year's cardNew Year's Card
link to weird new baby congratulations cardNew Baby Card
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link to weird birthday cardBirthday Card #3
link to weird birthday cardBirthday Card #4
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link to weird greeting cardGeneral Greeting #3
link to anti christmas cardAnti -Christmas #4
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