All-Occasion Cards

Funny greeting cards: weird, political anti-greeting cards for any occasion. Apoplectic Press greeting cards feature surreal collage illustrations and intense adjective-saturated political rants. The more corporate crime flourishes and the more governments fail to protect us from them, the more these cards seem appropriate.

Here is an example of the text from card #006:

"Despite the glaring, absolutely indisputable, almost hope-extinguishing evidence demonstrating how the entire living biosystem is being traded away in greed-frenzied speculative markets by soulless hoards of sociopathically arrogant hyper-capitalists —I seem, nevertheless, to be filled with a profound and enduring sense of optimism which I attribute to the fact that this earthly dimension is still home to courageous, persevering, virtuous, compassionate, visionary, conscious and dissident spirits such as you! "

The cards measure 5X7 inches and are available on high quality, chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber matte paper (envelopes included). Bulk prices only apply to multiples of the same card

Available as:

singles

10 packs

20 packs

Full 30-day money back guarantee. Order by phone or online.

Apoplectic Press has a large selection of weird and feisty designs available on a variety of tees, sweats, jerseys and more.

Our apparel and greeting cards are processed, printed and shipped by Cafe Press. When you preview designs or place an order, you will be making the selections through the secure Cafe Press interface. CP offers a full, no-hassle 30-day guarantee on all items. If, for any reason, you are unsatisfied with your purchase, you can obtain a full refund.