Apoplectic Press: Political T-Shirts, Anti-Greeting Cards and Other Strange and Subversive Stuff.

Apoplectic Press combines a crisp graphic style and a dark, irreverent sense of humor with political messages from a liberal, left wing, environmental, anti-war and atheist perspective. Our t-shirts are inspired by the Daily Show and The Colbert Report and by street artists like Banksy. The greeting card collages give a nod to Edward Gorey's bizarre Victorian illustrations and the text is influenced by George Carlin's hyperbolic rants. Our t-shirts and greeting cards are intended to communicate that, although you hold certain opinions regarding humanity's apparent mission to auto-destruct, you haven't yet lost your sense of humor.

In the immortal words of Janeane Garofalo: "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."

In order to provide additional choices of fabrics, t-shirt styles, prices and image sizes, we have created two separate online shops. Above each design you'll find links to both our Spreadshirt store and our CafePress store. Differences between CafePress and Spreadshirt are explained in the sidebar. Please note that the links in the "t-shirt categories" section of the navigation bar only lead to CafePress pages.

Apoplectic Anti-Greeting Cards are only available through CafePress. We've expanded our selection to include Birthday Cards, Anti Christmas Cards, New Baby Congratulations Cards, Wedding Cards, All-Occasion Greeting Cards, New Year's Day Cards, Graduation Cards, Thank You Cards . Upcoming themes will be Easter, Valentines, Retirement and End of Times/ Rapture Greeting Cards for all you zany Armageddonists.

All designs are available at our CafePress Shop on Premium 100% organic cotton t-shirts from Econscious and American Apparel. Our Spreadshirt Shop has 100% organic cotton t-shirts from Anvil and Alternative Apparel. Spreadshirt also has Tri-Blend Vintage Tees from American Apparel and Bamboo Performance T-Shirts by Alo.

DISCLAIMER: Apoplectic Press does not accept responsibility for any experience of social alienation, estrangement, disownment, shunning, ridicule, angst, drowsiness, befuddlement, or accidental enlightenment associated with either the purchase or distribution of Apoplectic anti-Greeting Cards. May contain traces of adjective-saturated hyperbole. Apply only to affected areas. Some rudimentary assembly required. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate unless, of course, if that infringes upon your inalienable right to fold, spindle and mutilate.