Apoplectic Press: Political T-Shirts, Anti-Greeting Cards and Other Strange and Subversive Stuff.

Apoplectic Press combines a crisp graphic style and a dark, irreverent sense of humor with political messages from a liberal, left wing, environmental, anti-war and atheist perspective. Our t-shirts are inspired by the Daily Show and The Colbert Report and by street artists like Banksy. The greeting card collages give a nod to Edward Gorey's bizarre Victorian illustrations and the text is influenced by George Carlin's hyperbolic rants. Our t-shirts and greeting cards are intended to communicate that, although you hold certain philosophical convictions regarding humanity's apparent mission to auto-destruct, you haven't lost your sense of humor.

"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
~Janeane Garofalo

This page contains our complete selection of t-shirt designs. You can browse by themes as well. They're sorted as political t-shirts, social commentary t-shirts, weird and wtf t-shirts, atheist t-shirts, peace & environment t-shirts and designs for dark fabrics. In our Anti-Greeting Card Section you'll find an assortment of Birthday Cards, Christmas Cards, Easter Cards, New Baby Congratulations Cards, Valentine's Day Cards, Wedding Cards, All-Occasion Greeting Cards, New Year's Day Cards, Graduation Cards, Thank You Cards and Retirement Cards on their corresponding pages.

You've been looking at a a series of general section links and specific design links to the Apoplectic Press storefront at Cafepress. Clicking on a design will redirect you to our Cafepress interface where you can preview the images on a large selection of clothing. If you want the full storefront with all the t-shirts and card sections at once, click here. Our designs are available on a large selection of t-shirts including Premium 100% organic cotton t shirts from Econscious and American Apparel.

Please note: If your pastimes include cheerleading for corporate criminals, Red Scare 3.0, demanding tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy, refusing free health care, attending creationist museums for intellectual stimulation,`bagging tea, gun-toting or quoting doomsday "facts" from Glenn Beck, you'll probably want to shop somewhere else. In fact, if you've made it this far down the page, you must be feeling rather agitated and uncomfortable so maybe you should take a little moment to relax here.

DISCLAIMER: Apoplectic Press does not accept responsibility for any experience of social alienation, estrangement, disownment, shunning, ridicule, angst, drowsiness, befuddlement, or psoriasis associated with either the purchase or distribution of Apoplectic anti-Greeting Cards. May contain traces of adjective-saturated hyperbole. Apply only to affected area. Some rudimentary assembly required. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate unless, of course, if that infringes upon your inalienable right to fold, spindle and mutilate.